We went to the Laugh Factory last night. One of the comedians, Dov Davidoff, talked about how he order a medium coffee and how the response back is always say grande. While we couldn't get used to his delivery, we certainly respect him for his view on Starbucks' size naming convention.
His reponse: I'm only going to say "grande" to a Mexican pimp asking me how big I like titties!. How true.